THE RELAPSE:ASYLUM REJECT(PG)

So after failing to get inducted into the correctional institution so referred to as “The Asylum” i have resorted to throwing my out-of-normal thoughts back on to the inter web (Rick Ross voice insert : “These n****s wanna hold me back”) I know, i know you just want some funny stuff not some long story […]

THE FLIP SIDE TO EVERY STORY

So basically these are stories about stuff you know you suspected but for the sake of being sane…lets just say those thoughts were better off left to remain ideas….so in my never ending quest to give you guys a laugh at my expense,i have searched the inter web once again for those many twisted ideas […]

FUNNY TURN OF EVENTS

Sometimes somethings never end up like we thought they would…only FUNNIER :] I LOVE YOU? THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR. IMPORTANT QUESTION? SCIENTISTS BEING SCIENTISTS

STONER ADVISORY:EXTREME HIGH

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED So genuinely some of you had a clue that this was eventually going to happen…so after much consideration and proper such of the interweb for pictorial aides and boredom to boot i said why not…lets do a piece on WEED/MARIJUANA/GANJA/SPLIFF/FLIGHT SIMULATION/STICKY ICKY among other infamous names 🙂 So to some newcomers […]

GENUINE AND UNDENIABLE DRINKING REASON :D

So for all of you out there who consider drinking as a blessing well i am here to prove you critics wrong and to illustrate to you how sometimes its circumstance that drives us to over indulge in the nectar of the gods, and somehow end up ina state of mind that at times […]

ITS A MESSED UP WORLD :p

You have to realize at some point in life that we are humans are slowly changing or as scientists prefer to call it “Evolving”, though its nature taking its due course i have to say there are certain changes of evolution that deeply trouble me Exhibit A: But worse still is the whole aspect of […]

FACEBOOK:THE TRUTH..CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

ANIME FREAK 2011

QUICK WIT

Work Sayings And your crybaby whinny opinion would be…? I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS […]

A look in the mirror…

My self portrait shows a man that the wealth tortured Self-absorbed with his own self-portrait A shelf full of awards Worshiping the war ships that set sail on my sea of life When I see my own self I wonder if we still see a light We was tight seeing lights Speaking right and breathing […]

‘What THEY think YOU should know’

So after extensive research, and concentrating on more important things than the cure to HIV/AIDS or Cancer the following compilation was reached for the better good of the Human Populus(Meaning you and me :p ),so read and be enlightened coz some of this stuff is actually…interesting : The word “queue” is the only word in […]

Sincerely Lupe Fiasco

We interrupt this broadcast, To bring you a special message about the forecast, The future’s cloudy and it’s raining on the poor class, The roads to peace are closed, and the traffic’s on the war paths, Love is balling on a budget, the military says It’s gon need more cash, to keep fighting for your […]

B my Valentine

Since my Valentine got a computer My love life has taken a hit. Nothing I say is important Unless it’s a byte or a bit. Before she got her new laptop, Everything was just fine; Now she says we can’t talk Unless we both go online. “But honey,” I said, “I’m attached to you; Love […]

#Seriously?

What has the world come to: Q(Blondest chick):Isn’t it strange that all the soldiers in star wars look alike? A(Irritated Me):uhmmmmmmmmmm there is a reason its called STAR WARS:CLONE WARS…(Emphasis on the Clone part) Q(Stoned Friend a.k.a Reuben):Duuuuude that movie was sooooo coooooool,especially the beginning,middle and end…especially how it ended with suspense,don’t you think? A(Irritated […]

MY LUO BRETHREN

Imagine a world without JALUO’S AI YAWA!!!!! OMERA Imagine a world without Luos??????? SAD…………… VERY SAD…………….. READ ON ………………………………. Doctor : What happened to your arm? Oludhe : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen? Oludhe : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor balcony […]

My love letter 21.13.13.25

I wont jump infront of a grenade 4 u, but i’ll turn u frm a ‘his’ to a ‘mine'(thts also a bomb) this feeling is harder 2 kill than Bruce Willis in tht movie ‘Die Hard’ i promise if u get with me i wont pull tht Britney Spears abbreviation, no B.S we r mathematically […]

BLONDIE MEDICAL TERMS as by Lawi

Artery — The study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Bowel — A letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark D&C — Where Washington is Diarrhea — Journal of […]

MAD :D

is what the public considers insanity, really sanity? how would any of us know if we are insane? if we are insane how would we know what sanity is? if we are sane how do we know what insanity is? how do we know these things exist? how do we know if we are real? […]