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#IAmJealous @MovieJabber


So yes..i gues the title summarizes the feeling i bear right now…

why…why…why…?

I NEED to be in this…..I want to be in this…hahah please please please let me get on the next one..

PLEASE!!!!

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What is THIS?

I know should have probably started with what am ranting on about,because you are to lazy / clueless about the wonders that is YouTube.

So these guys called MovieJabber went a step further and made a trailer for the upcoming(already in theaters): X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST and i was downright appalled (not that i bear any grounds to justify my existence in front of their camera) that they didn’t include me…. okay, okay you don’t want to hear my failing plan at getting on the show so i’ll just succumb to my troll nature and show you the clip(s):

X-Men: Days Of Future Past, KENYAN PREMIER

Mandazi Man has the mutant ability to control a delicious pastry but does he know how to dress?

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The Announcer 2: Future, Past, What!?

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Moving On Up


So the main concensus that me and the voices in my head have reached is that we need money and though we might have ventured on some very barren and even at times illegal business opportunities we have decided to settle on a shirt printing idea…you know print actual FUNNY and AWESOME shirts that will be unique to only the buyer…as well as Football Jerseys (there shall be a discount for Chelsea fans).

Right now this plan is still in its infancy stage and all support i.e Orders from you shall be heavily welcomed as well as any help you think you can offer will be great…There will be an updated post containing prices so keep checking the blog…aight 🙂

Some of the designs are like the ones below:

THE DEVIL’S DOUBLE: CHARLIE CHAPLIN EDITION


So for those of you well acquainted with this Oldies film am sure you must admit that he was the precursor before the infamous yet dangerously funny Mr.Bean.

Though he was quite the rib-cracker i do believe that the speech he gave as Hitler’s double surely made my  no-railway and no-engine Train of thought steaming(yes i haven’t upgraded to the electric train yet,i still prefer to think slowly and rationally about things,now stop raising those eyebrows,i am profusely intelligent just so you know :p)

CHARLIE CHAPLIN’S :THE DICTATOR

I’m sorry but I don’t want to be an Emperor, that’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say “Do not despair”.

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .

Soldiers: don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
– “The kingdom of God is within man”
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men; in you, the people.

You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let’s use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND ADOLF HITLER?

THE TRUTH: CAN YOU HANDLE IT?


So the general ideologies of everyone at some point of their lives get threatened,shaken and at worst CHANGED,since after all the basic concept that we consider “THE TRUTH” only remains to be irrefutable until some other concept or belief is introduced and as such “The TRUH” gets redifined i.e The world was belived to be flat until someone else proved that it was spherical in nature…as such its not too much too hope that This Illegal and wrongly termed drug that is known as Marijuana will be later understood to be a herb and less of a harm than Ciggarettes(I henceforth declare that the before mentioned statement is hypothetical and the author may/may not agree with it :D)

So anyway back to the funny stuff 🙂

DEAR PARENTS,THIS IS THE TRUTH:

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE JOKER:

THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN(or rather the lack of understanding them)

yes doreen,this might be you

THE TRUTH ABOUT “THE BIG QUESTION” :DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY BUT LOOK BIG

THE TRUTH ABOUT MY PERSONALITY

THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AFTER A HORROR MOVIE

EvilL meets BaD:HOW TO BE BAD


So generally there are alot of fake BAD wannabe’s who just can’t cut it and thanks to these illustrations which shall be my teaching aids, “technically borrowed” from tommymonster.com so as to try and pass a point across that these are some of the ways to get your Douchebag ON, and being the total “Opposite-of-a-Female-Donkey”, THIS WAS ALLOWED AND AGREED TO AS STATED BY THE COUNCIL OF AWESOMISTS.Stay Frosty.

WARNING READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Okay this isn't being bad its just plain Murderous
TH END

YES,I TROLL: SLEEP EDITION


So basically after College Humor,my inter web activities seemed limited until i found this wonderful site called 9Gag which Ladies Under Gentlemen is very very cool,trolling all night and day has never seemed so much more intriguing than playing Super Mario(for all those who haven’t played it “4 SHAME”…

So basically i tend to pick out the posts that bring me the greatest joy and share them on my blog so as to entice your readership as well as have them on standby so that anytime,current company is boring i.e Adam Kiboi decided to go on random adventures that lead to possible arrests or Reuben Mungai decides to pass-out or Doreen Gakii decides to go on about some meaningless thing like how “I should Google every annoying thing that she says” or decipher one of her blonde comments,i can just switch on my opera mini and have myself a laugh.

So before i bore you with all these words,onwards to the funny pages 😀

THE SLEEP EDITION

Are you safe?

For all you who are faced by such hard decisions i suggest you get yourself aTeddy Bear because they tend to do their part when you go Beddie Bye-Bye

Have you ever wondered how sometimes your dreams start all innocent and peaceful and before you know it things get messed up and you don’t know how it happened well using the illustration below the whole concept is analysed and an answer can safely be assumed to have been reached 🙂

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and by the way i know you have all been curious to discover whether The Very Dark Lord Vader does other stuff with the Force unlike the rest of the goodie-goodie two-shoes….*long whine~*The Force should not be abused*long whine*, well here is proof to satisfy your curiosity 🙂

May The Force Be With You

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