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DOOMSDAY:EPIC FAIL?


doomsday

I know, i know for some of you the end of the world came and passed as a result you should now consider yourselves..uhmmm for luck of a better word..UNWANTED by HEAVEN’S Pearly gates,this was a pre-written  post that was meant to go up on the day after…so if you are reading this,i am either GONE..you know…Upstairs(HEAVEN) or maybe am just hoping someone can get me tissue in the toilet.

I know you are wondering why are you still here well its simple…THE ILLUMINATI(yup this word has been used more than any tissue rolls…which by the way am still waiting for,can anyone help me out)…Yup they have brainwashed you with their awesome beats and catchy songs such as the recently remixed “Hey i just met you and this is crazy,so here’s my number, M-PESA maybe!” to a point you won’t want to believe any warnings you get…but hey don’t listen to me am strung up on coffee and *hint*hint* still waiting for that roll of soft heavenly bliss.

So i figured why not do a brief History on all the signs of the APOCALYPSE:

 

Is there a pattern?
Is there a pattern?

P.S: There are certainly other movies am sure you are screaming in you head already that are not here,well go write your own blog about them,and for those of you judging my writing well to hell with you(literally)…The opinions of this blog are solely those of the writer and as such you can’t change them(well how do you like that)

TRUE STORY


Before i get into cracking ribs and infecting smiles,i have been way curious as o how the Mascot for The LMFAO crew normally goes about his day to day routine until this curiosity got beheaded by a very interesting illustration i got off the web,it sure explains alot:

 

So these are tales that may happen or have already happened to any of us at some point of out Lifetime with visual illustrations and comics…ENJOY

TOILET SEAT ISSUE

VAMPIRE TROUBLES

INVENTION OF “THE LOCK”