Santa, You Are Wasting Your Life

Dear Santa: Here is my annual letter, sent in the very unlikely but still possible case that you actually exist. As I state every year, please consider changing careers. I suggest either taking over the post office of every country in the world, or perhaps running a spy agency, or founding a year-round toy manufacturing […]

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My love letter

I wont jump infront of a grenade 4 u, but i’ll turn u frm a ‘his’ to a ‘mine'(thts also a bomb) this feeling is harder 2 kill than Bruce Willis in tht movie ‘Die Hard’ i promise if u get with me i wont pull tht Britney Spears abbreviation, no B.S we r mathematically […]

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