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YES,I TROLL: SLEEP EDITION


So basically after College Humor,my inter web activities seemed limited until i found this wonderful site called 9Gag which Ladies Under Gentlemen is very very cool,trolling all night and day has never seemed so much more intriguing than playing Super Mario(for all those who haven’t played it “4 SHAME”…

So basically i tend to pick out the posts that bring me the greatest joy and share them on my blog so as to entice your readership as well as have them on standby so that anytime,current company is boring i.e Adam Kiboi decided to go on random adventures that lead to possible arrests or Reuben Mungai decides to pass-out or Doreen Gakii decides to go on about some meaningless thing like how “I should Google every annoying thing that she says” or decipher one of her blonde comments,i can just switch on my opera mini and have myself a laugh.

So before i bore you with all these words,onwards to the funny pages 😀

THE SLEEP EDITION

Are you safe?

For all you who are faced by such hard decisions i suggest you get yourself aTeddy Bear because they tend to do their part when you go Beddie Bye-Bye

Have you ever wondered how sometimes your dreams start all innocent and peaceful and before you know it things get messed up and you don’t know how it happened well using the illustration below the whole concept is analysed and an answer can safely be assumed to have been reached 🙂

Da Fuq

and by the way i know you have all been curious to discover whether The Very Dark Lord Vader does other stuff with the Force unlike the rest of the goodie-goodie two-shoes….*long whine~*The Force should not be abused*long whine*, well here is proof to satisfy your curiosity 🙂

May The Force Be With You

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#Seriously?


What has the world come to:

Q(Blondest chick):Isn’t it strange that all the soldiers in star wars look alike?

A(Irritated Me):uhmmmmmmmmmm there is a reason its called STAR WARS:CLONE WARS…(Emphasis on the Clone part)

Q(Stoned Friend a.k.a Reuben):Duuuuude that movie was sooooo coooooool,especially the beginning,middle and end…especially how it ended with suspense,don’t you think?

A(Irritated Me):You idiot,that was just the trailer….

Telling me :’Hope you don’t mind…’ when you seriously know i will….i dare you,i tripple dare you to do it…i’ll tell on you to mummy.. :p

How do you expect me not to be offended when you say something that starts with ‘No offense,but…’,seriously i’ll cut you

Listen up and listen good,Santa is like a typical guy who won’t ask for directions when he gets lost,say when coming to my home.So dont you dare say he doesnt exist coz that wont sit well with the voices in my head….BE AWARE AND BEWARE.

Going to church doesn’t make you as much a christian as being in the Garage makes you a car.

Is it just me or does Batman have alot of crazy weird Villains…excluding The Joker(who is amaZING..

Why is everyone trying to decipher those ancient rotting language when they can’t even decode Baby language…(which is creepy btw especially those decieving cute smiles…DEVIOUS DEVILS)

Now i feel relieved having shares… 🙂