LEAF SITE

So considering that humor is vast and you people can’t seem to get enough,i have added an extra site to tickle your humor and for the intelligent ones there is something in the navigation bar for all you quote addicts 🙂 so all you need to do is type in http://schizoidlawi.blog.com Advertisements

LET’S JUST CALL IT “THE QUESTIONAIRRE” :)

THE FEMALE REVOLUTION In one word i would describe it as ANARCHY,but hey tht’s just me and my chauvenistic personality. So while am still on the search to get the ultimate relationship questionairre 9gag saved me the trouble by aiding me with an already designed questionairre fully equiped with visual aides :)…So all interested parties […]

EvilL meets BaD:HOW TO BE BAD

So generally there are alot of fake BAD wannabe’s who just can’t cut it and thanks to these illustrations which shall be my teaching aids, “technically borrowed” from tommymonster.com so as to try and pass a point across that these are some of the ways to get your Douchebag ON, and being the total “Opposite-of-a-Female-Donkey”, […]

GENUINE AND UNDENIABLE DRINKING REASON :D

So for all of you out there who consider drinking as a blessing well i am here to prove you critics wrong and to illustrate to you how sometimes its circumstance that drives us to over indulge in the nectar of the gods, and somehow end up ina state of mind that at times […]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MESS UP A STRIPTEASE :(

As in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally… ION…I don’t understand why people say The T.V has ruined society yet it seems to prepare us for our futures and ensures our survival as well..:

REASONS WHY NOT TO BE A HERO::BIBLICAL::

So incase of TE END OF THE WORLD scenarios i would direct you to my other posts: https://schizoidlawi.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/rules-to-survive-zombie-land/ https://schizoidlawi.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/rules-to-survive-zombie-land/ and now to end this END OF THE WORLD CHAPTER i would love to impart on you some advice that will be valuable when the time doth come to ensure your survival 😀

COLLEGE 101: TO GO TO CLASS OR NOT?

SO HERE IS A GRAPHICAL PRESENTATION TO HELP YOU INTERGRATE BETTER IN SCHOOL: AFTER YOU DECIDE THAT,YOU ALSO NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS:

THE GOOD OL’ DAYS (KENYAN VERSION)

THE GOOD OL’ DAYS ~You know you are old when you can’t use “Look at the kettle calling the kettle black” as a comeback nowadays coz the darn kettles use electricity nowadays. ~You know you have had you share of years when your movies used to start with the MGM LION sign. ~You know you […]

My Christmas gift to you

Here in Kenya lets just say Santa never gets directions to many of our homes so our parents make due with buying us Christmas clothes that eventually transform into Sunday Best clothes (a term for clothes you especially love and are only worn on very very special occasions) so i was bored and decided to […]

OUR LITTLE KENYA IN INDIA

So thanks to a Global Village event me along with other AIESEC Internationals got a chance to colonize a small piece of India to showcase our Motherland’s Heritage coz truth be told some people didn’t have a clue where Kenya was,apart from sharing the same ideology that Sarah Palin has, that Africa is a Country […]

I AM AFRAID – EMINEM LYRICS(parody)

“Yeah It’s been a ride and I had to go through some pretty scary stuff to get where I am today And once you face your demons there ain’t nothing that can scare you Well maybe one two things” Like did you read about that one guy who got buried alive? They went and put […]

Revised Curriculum by Sandra Odundo

Seeing as in this new age of communication is rapidly changing,i wasn’t tht shocked when i was sent a text consisting of the newly revised curriculum of Kenyan Methalis by Sandra Odundo(a very fast uprising star mind you…infact she is coming soon 2 a t.v set near you if that is you are in the […]