So basically these are stories about stuff you know you suspected but for the sake of being sane…lets just say those thoughts were better off left to remain ideas….so in my never ending quest to give you guys a laugh at my expense,i have searched the inter web once again for those many twisted ideas so as to give you retards a brief glimpse at a very “Creative”(though some of you prefer to call it “Twisted”) Mind..
THE ANSWER: The blue lion from London……CHELSEA FC :p
So seeing as my team won it’s quite obvious i had to gloat and boast about it to all the other sore losers,though i own no part of the club i deem my affiliation to said club is of huge significance since i bear the title FAN…so yes WE WON :D..HA!
Finally Mr.Abramovich will surely be pleased after lifting the much sought after elusive Dream Cup that oddly has handles shaped like ears, the German Beast called Bayern Munich was beheaded by the Blues Hero Didier Drogba and its calm and adept Goalkeeper Peter Cech.
Among other casualties of this war is Tottenham who unfortunately have to be content with the Europa League…again i emphasize the HA!…. 🙂
Dear enthusiastic readers let me now fill this post with pictures of the journey that Chelsea has had to have their hands on The Champions League Cup…(pictures courtesy of Goal.com)
So yes before we proceed o the humor section of the blog i would like to iterate how excited i am that Man-Useless a.k.a MANCHESTER UNITED never won the Premier League Title but more so disappointed that my team Chelsea failed to qualify for a champions league spot,thus the pressure is on u to DEFINITELY beat Bayern… though for some of you readers i am well aware that you have not the slightest interest in this game called football…worst of all you dare even refer to it as “soccer”…anyway…GOOOOOOOOOOO CHELSEA 🙂
Soooooooooooooo anyway back to the funnies 😀 about stuff that make you pull this face 🙂 (i just had to put this cat in…i mean…..)
THE DRIVING LESSON OF A LIFETIME:
BOUNCING CASTLE OF DOOM:
ADULT BEHAVING BADLY:
PARENT BEHAVING BADLY:
The Grammar will kill you if the humor doesn't (O_O)