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“FOR SURE” i had to upload the folowing videos,clearly because of the mad talent  featured in them….TOOOOOOOO CRAZY 🙂

So for all you Mad House Dubstep fanatics hope you enjoy:

Heymoonshaker – London( DAVE CROWE and ANDY BALCON)





So genuinely some of you had a clue that this was eventually going to happen…so after much consideration and proper such of the interweb for pictorial aides and boredom to boot i said why not…lets do a piece on WEED/MARIJUANA/GANJA/SPLIFF/FLIGHT SIMULATION/STICKY ICKY among other infamous names 🙂

So to some newcomers of this herb turned HAPPY STICK who are not able to recognize the symptoms of a basic high i highly advise you to read this article in the hopes that you better understand THE HEIGHTS you reach 🙂



Yes this is that moment when you feel as if everyone knows that you are high and that there is a conspiracy about the Police and the C.I.A are out to get you—->


Eventually some stoners star seeing their reality in dimensions they could never have imagined before…yes this is called TRIPPIN —->


That point in time where discussions are held and anything you fellow stoner friends say somehow makes undeniable sense…unfortunately these discussions are yet to lead to a cancer cure but some are still hopeful—–>


THE BEST PART is when you have the sudden urge to eat anything and everything…our tastebuds at this point prove to be disfunctional because you come up with the weirdest of combo foods that no sane man would dare try.. i.e CORNFLAKES AND UNDILUTED JUICE(as in really…)


However though some may enjoy their heights courtesy of the herb i highly advise that one should halt any further ganja intake once effects like the ones below start to take shape 😀





In case you are looking forward towards purchasing some spliff i would highly advise you to NOT do the following as emphasized in the following post plagiarized from the writer ROSIE on COLLEGE HUMOR.COM :p

SCENARIO 1:Are you my guy? Are you the guy I’m meeting? My friend said you’d be wearing a hat. That’s not very descriptive though, there are like 30 people out here wearing hats. My boy said to just drop his name. So here it goes. Ryan. Does that do anything for you? Do you know Ryan? Cool, I guess you’re my guy. Ryan’s guy with the hat, what a foolproof method, can’t go wrong there.

SCENARIO 2:So he said you had good stuff at a fair price. No, I don’t want weed idiot, I want cannabis sativa. Oh, right, I was just joking. So how much tetrahydrocannabinol is in this? You don’t know? I feel like that’s something you should know. You would be a horrible salesman in the real world. Sorry, sorry, I’m just saying.

SCENARIO 3:I don’t know how much I want. How much is enough for me to get high, but not too high, just like a medium high. Is a pound enough to get me high…better give me two, just in case? An eighth? Of a pound? Oh right, ounce, I knew that. A dime bag? Wow, it’s that cheap. In that case give me like 20 dime bags. I thought drugs were a lot more expensive, I guess the economy’s doing well.

SCENARIO 4:So once I have it I just tie up and shoot it up into my arm right? Snort it? Smoke it? Can’t I just eat it plain? Gotcha! I’m just messing with you man. But seriously, can I just eat it? No? Ok.

SCENARIO 5:What the hell is this?!? What are you trying to sell me? A clump of green dirt? Are you trying to pull a fast one on me? Listen up mister and listen up well, I’m no fool. I looked up marijuana on Wikipedia. I know it’s a leaf with a lot of pretty petals. This stuff looks like dried up leprechaun feces.

SCENARIO 6:So what are the effects? I want to experience the world in a new light. What’s it going to do to me? I have Attention Deficit Disorder with a tad bit of severe depression, could that be a problem? My health teacher in high school said marijuana is a gateway drug. Is that true? Will I be snorting coke off a prostitute’s ass next week? This may be a bad idea. I’m really starting to freak out!

SCENARIO 7:Are you a cop?!? You don’t look like a cop, but you could be undercover. Show me your badge! A cop can’t refuse to show you his badge if he’s a cop. I saw that on a show once. Fine, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re not a cop.  But if you are I’ll be very disappointed. I hate being lied to.

SCENARIO 8:Oh, while I’m here, do you have any opium? We were talking about that in my history class the other day, sounded pretty cool. No? That’s OK. What about tobacco?  Oh, that’s legal? Convenience store, got it.

SCENARIO 9:Actually all I have on me is my debit card? Do you take Visa? No? Oh man, guess this transaction isn’t going down today…I’ll come back another time.


P.S The writer of this blog is doing this piece entirely on a hypothetical scenario,if any reader should agree with its contents then its their due right and as such the writer is in no way responsible for behavioral change or habit picking 😛

EvilL meets BaD:HOW TO BE BAD

So generally there are alot of fake BAD wannabe’s who just can’t cut it and thanks to these illustrations which shall be my teaching aids, “technically borrowed” from tommymonster.com so as to try and pass a point across that these are some of the ways to get your Douchebag ON, and being the total “Opposite-of-a-Female-Donkey”, THIS WAS ALLOWED AND AGREED TO AS STATED BY THE COUNCIL OF AWESOMISTS.Stay Frosty.


Okay this isn't being bad its just plain Murderous


So after being tortured by being forced to watch a bunch of vampires acting like sissies in Vampire Diaries,True Blood, and lets not forget the Disco Ball vampires in Twilight series our minds will hopefully get a new antivirus program called UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING nad for you toddlers out there you can go locate the previous awesome versions in you local video shop: The first film, Underworld, was released in 2003, and the second film, Underworld: Evolution, was released in 2006. A prequel, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, was released on January 23, 2009. A fourth film, Underworld: Awakening, is set to release on January 20, 2012.(I WIKIPED this :))

HOW EARPHONES GET TANGLED UP :D and Chuck Norris is Old News

So have you ever wondered how those annoying times occur..you know!! how earphones get all tangled up well here is the answer..and watch out the next step is THE CURE TO CANCER 🙂

In other news LITERALLY..who is SUPERMAN when we have this guy…MY NEW HERO 🙂

ZERO FCKS GIVEN(Who is Chuck Norris BTW)

Battle of The Sexes:ROUND 2

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ‘the rules’
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. These are all numbered ‘1’


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color..

Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping

Haven. . .

Anti-Illuminati by B.O.B

Yes, I feel the end, the end is close
The same thing happened eon’s ago
To know exactly you have to read up some more
Everyday technology speeds up some more
As is above, so is below
Some feel the heat, yet some feel the cold
We are the souls, yes we have been chose
Some roll with angels and demons and ghosts
But shh, hold up Bob, Don’t go there
You know that they watching, they all see and stare but
They can’t stop me, I’m already there
And y’all aint seen sh-t but y’all already scared
I’m gone, high like frutose, frutose
You wanna know the truth, really, you gone, you gone
It’ll blow ya out ya mind like a UFO, UFO
I’m basically a resident of Pluto, Pluto
You know, but you’ll probably be the same one hating
Saying every rapper is in the freemasons
While the cops giving out free mase to your face
Now how do that taste
I’m outta my mind
These video’s tellin’ yo lies, bruh
Tellin yo, we holding evil hand signs bruh
Last time I checked I’m from the eastside bruh
So do your research and make ya own mind up
’cause us musicians have influence on the mic
But they don’t like that so they conquer and divide
Double-H N-D, hip hop never dies
So shoot all you want, but we fly
Because you know, no one man should have all that power
Obviously cause it’s only one power
But nevermind, y’all keep worshipping Towers
While the clock keeps handing yo hours
But pucker up because the truth gets sour
More sour than the sour diesel I devour
Hear me by the hour, I give ya fifty vowels
When I brain storm its like a shower
So pull out your towels
And dont let em play you
Do your own thing
F-ck what they do
And if you good at something make sure they pay you
And if not take a thank you
Whether they praise you, or whether they hate you
It’s all about the attention that they pay you
Y’all on that grape drink
Try this grape juice
Shouts to Grand Hustle
We got that break through
And yes, it’s evident we better than the rest of these competitors
Really there aint no-one else ahead of us
Y’all was these verses off etc, etc
Cause they watching y’all like the Federers, owww
Kadoosh, kadoosh, kadoosh
It’s B.O.B and I’m out,