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In one word i would describe it as ANARCHY,but hey tht’s just me and my chauvenistic personality.

So while am still on the search to get the ultimate relationship questionairre 9gag saved me the trouble by aiding me with an already designed questionairre fully equiped with visual aides :)…So all interested parties should apply now! any type of doodling shall lead to immediate disqualification(DO NOT LET THE CHAUVENISTIC PERSONALITY CHANGE YOUR MIND SET OF ME :P)

In other news Adam Kiboi and Doreen Gakii in short technically The whole “SPARTAN ARMY”,i think there are a few habits we need to kick πŸ™‚ you know like this one πŸ˜€

Dear readers,the writer of this blog is about to embark on an unknown adventure that might render him in an out of body experience in the not oo distant future and may not be able to write/blog for a while,so bear with the break and hopefully i shall return with exciting tales…




So basically after College Humor,my inter web activities seemed limited until i found this wonderful site called 9Gag which Ladies Under Gentlemen is very very cool,trolling all night and day has never seemed so much more intriguing than playing Super Mario(for all those who haven’t played it “4 SHAME”…

So basically i tend to pick out the posts that bring me the greatest joy and share them on my blog so as to entice your readership as well as have them on standby so that anytime,current company is boring i.e Adam Kiboi decided to go on random adventures that lead to possible arrests or Reuben Mungai decides to pass-out or Doreen Gakii decides to go on about some meaningless thing like how “I should Google every annoying thing that she says” or decipher one of her blonde comments,i can just switch on my opera mini and have myself a laugh.

So before i bore you with all these words,onwards to the funny pages πŸ˜€


Are you safe?

For all you who are faced by such hard decisions i suggest you get yourself aTeddy Bear because they tend to do their part when you go Beddie Bye-Bye

Have you ever wondered how sometimes your dreams start all innocent and peaceful and before you know it things get messed up and you don’t know how it happened well using the illustration below the whole concept is analysed and an answer can safely be assumed to have been reached πŸ™‚

Da Fuq

and by the way i know you have all been curious to discover whether The Very Dark Lord Vader does other stuff with the Force unlike the rest of the goodie-goodie two-shoes….*long whine~*The Force should not be abused*long whine*, well here is proof to satisfy your curiosity πŸ™‚

May The Force Be With You



So basically am guessing am not the only one who has that inner feeling that am a superhero, the only problem is that i just don’t know how to trigger it. So after years of researching on t.v programmes and movies, i have come up with ways of trying to unlock your inner Hero though none of them have worked for me (yeah i know bummer) but they may work for you.

P.S If any of these mentioned methods DO actually work for you promise to make me your sidekick or else i vow to become a copy of Alexander Luther (Jealous of your Superpowers and constantly plotting your Demise).YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…SO BEWARE AND BE VERY AWARE.

steps of super-heroism


Β So basically i bugged my parents every year since i discovered cartoons and realized that humans could become SUPER-HUMANS, that they should prove their parentage, oping and prayingΒ  that i may have been sent to this world from a foreign planet in danger(sort of like superman), but this dream was soon squashed when they unleashed the ultimate evidence “A video tape of the day i was born” talk about harsh and gross. The next sad moment was when i realised i was the only boy so that meant i would never have a chance at becoming a Wizard whose conditions are that uyou should be The Seventh son of the Seventh son born on the Seventh day of the Seventh month of the Seventh Year :(. Furthermore i was never sired by any Greek/Roman/ Egyptian gods, this was very depressing, think about it if it had been true,i would have bragging rights like..YEAH, AM THE SON OF THE WAR GOD ARES/ MARS :p


The next step was to await those prophesied “Special Ages”. Going by Harry Potter, when i turned 11 i eagerly awaited the letter from Hogwarts which unfortunately was never forthcoming. But hoe was not lost coz in Percy Jackson,when you turned 16 you would be claimed as a demigod….DIDN’T HAPPEN..WHYYYYYYYYY?


Now this is where things get tricky and dangerous since you can only get this powers “ACCIDENTALLY”, so when i went to get an MRI na dthe machine malfunctioned believe me i think i heard angels singing…but later i discovered that i was still without powers and the only thing i got was a migraine on steroids…So that turned to be an Epic fail… 😦


Yes i am a very persistent chap when it comes to superpowers, so every night i stare at the sky scanning for any falling objects that may be kryptonite or maybe if am remotely lucky “BEN 10’s OMNITRIX”.

Or when a Solar/Lunar Eclipse occurs i run outside hoping for a Re-Run of HEROES to perhaps happen to me…Hey dont look at this post like that,am just hopeful thats all…


Yes unlike some people i know namely Adam Kiboi, i am NOT afraid of Vampires, in fact i revel in the idea of becoming one, think about it Immortality, Strength, Speed, Agility… but am not talking GAY TWILIGHT VAMPIRES, i mean SCARY DANGEROUS UNDERWORLD VAMPIRES.

Which brings me to this hate i have towards Twilight where the werewolves, those fabled half-man,half-wolf creatures that wreak havoc and instill fear turn into cute cuddly puppies that make my 3yr old Nephew want one..really!as in seriously…THE SHAME…

Anyway back to the main reason for this post. i do humbly request that if anyone has any further nformation on how i can unlock these stubborn superpowers of mine i beseech you to lend a brother a hand.


The other cool uses for superpowers πŸ˜€