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YES,I TROLL: SLEEP EDITION


So basically after College Humor,my inter web activities seemed limited until i found this wonderful site called 9Gag which Ladies Under Gentlemen is very very cool,trolling all night and day has never seemed so much more intriguing than playing Super Mario(for all those who haven’t played it “4 SHAME”…

So basically i tend to pick out the posts that bring me the greatest joy and share them on my blog so as to entice your readership as well as have them on standby so that anytime,current company is boring i.e Adam Kiboi decided to go on random adventures that lead to possible arrests or Reuben Mungai decides to pass-out or Doreen Gakii decides to go on about some meaningless thing like how “I should Google every annoying thing that she says” or decipher one of her blonde comments,i can just switch on my opera mini and have myself a laugh.

So before i bore you with all these words,onwards to the funny pages 😀

THE SLEEP EDITION

Are you safe?

For all you who are faced by such hard decisions i suggest you get yourself aTeddy Bear because they tend to do their part when you go Beddie Bye-Bye

Have you ever wondered how sometimes your dreams start all innocent and peaceful and before you know it things get messed up and you don’t know how it happened well using the illustration below the whole concept is analysed and an answer can safely be assumed to have been reached 🙂

Da Fuq

and by the way i know you have all been curious to discover whether The Very Dark Lord Vader does other stuff with the Force unlike the rest of the goodie-goodie two-shoes….*long whine~*The Force should not be abused*long whine*, well here is proof to satisfy your curiosity 🙂

May The Force Be With You

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ITS A MESSED UP WORLD :p


You have to realize at some point in life that we are humans are slowly changing or as scientists prefer to call it “Evolving”, though its nature taking its due course i have to say there are certain changes of evolution that deeply trouble me

Exhibit A:

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But worse still is the whole aspect of Forcing religion onto our future generations without providing adequate support and explanations and as such one shouldnt be shocked when stuff like this happens:

Exhibit B:

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Parents! Future Parents and all ye who have been given the right to look after a youngling in your place of residence you should be ready to be accountable for some of these youngin’s behaviours when they grow up… coz you know you had suspicions when you came home and found your “Coitus” scented candles lit by “accident” or because there was a “power shortage”…SO NOT TRUE…and here’s proof :p

Exhibit C:

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WARNING:THE CONTENT YOU ARE ABOUT TO VIEW IS IN ESSENCE VERY GRAPHICALLY TRUE, THE SCENES THAT ARE TO BE DISPLAYED SHOULD NOT BE(you know you want to do it as well) replicated:

Funny comic strips - nicolas cage hates justin bieber

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UNITED WE STAND


WHY GUYS ARE AWESOME ?

1: Their last name stays with them forever,
2: Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat,
3: A five day vacation requires only one jeans,
4: If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,
5: The same hair style lasts for years or even decades,
6: They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
7: They don’t freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the
same shirt, instead they become buddies! 😀

IF YOU STILL DOUBT THIS UNDENIABLE TRUTH,THEN HERE ARE FACTS:

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Exhibit C:i just felt like adding this :p

 

I AM AFRAID – EMINEM LYRICS(parody)


“Yeah
It’s been a ride and I had to go through some pretty scary stuff to get where I am today
And once you face your demons there ain’t nothing that can scare you
Well maybe one two things”
Like did you read about that one guy who got buried alive?
They went and put him in the ground without checking if he had died
I’m not afraid to stand up here and speak what’s on my ******* mind
And holy crap can you imagine waking up in a coffin confined
But I digress this song is for me so **** the world
Except for bees ah oh I have this thing about needles
I always feel that I’ll keep bleeding it will truly be the end of me
And that’s the way I feel when I look straight down from a balcony
No ifs ands or buts I’m not afraid of you all knowing me
But when I was 5 I saw ET and now aliens scare me
Also spiders and centipedes are ******* creepy
One of daily exercide of me is bugs start crawling out of me
But what I should have said first is bats are my curse and their ears and their fangs
But the point of all this is I’ve been through the worst
But seriously is it just me or are clowns
The scariest thing in the whole ******* universe
I’m not afraid to take a stand
Just as soon as I wash my hands
We’ll walk this road together through the storm
But if there’s thunder I’ll be gone
So that you that you’re not alone
Just promise me that we’ll stay clear of volcanoes
Yah see I’ve been through so many dark times
I lost track but I never gone through the dark in my basement
That’s too dark and there’s rats
Can’t stand those things
Gnashing tiny teeth don’t laugh
Add a set of wings and they’re as bad as bats
To my fans I’ll never let you down again I’m back
Oh man did I mention attics
I hate attics I’m not melodramatic
It’s just dark spaces make me go ehh
Also walking over those grates in the ground
Relax I ain’t gone stop and freak out
As long as I stay away from large crowds and riptides where I could drown
Oh yah planes are off limits
Cause I don’t know how they get up or back down
So crap is just too scary to think about
What if a shark came on land and started walking
It’s so real ******* weird
They just follow you around
Oh man I didn’t even think about cheetahs
Those mother ******* could run a running shark down
I’m not afraid to take a stand
Just check your boots for scorpions
We’ll bring this world together me and you
But no snakes with us or we’re through
Just let you know that you’re not alone
But if I see a ghost snake you’re on your own
But I just can’t keep living this way
So starting today I’m done being afraid
I’m starting up myself a support group
I’m gonna have it ¿noses? done
Get a therapist join a mailing list
Can’t stop my life like this right now
I am afraid don’t give a damn
Please somebody just take my hand
With all those in the struggles
I did just fine but in the real world I’m terrified
So get me out of this ******* hole
From now on I’ll shoot all my videos at home