Santa, You Are Wasting Your Life


Dear Santa: Here is my annual letter, sent in the very unlikely but still possible case that you actually exist. As I state every year, please consider changing careers. I suggest either taking over the post office of every country in the world, or perhaps running a spy agency, or founding a year-round toy manufacturing […]

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SANTA HATES POOR KIDS


“Santa Hates Poor Kids” I really hate it that my family’s poor! I really wish I was a rich kid. ’Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas. Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance! While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance. Plus a tree house mansion and a […]

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OWNNED LVL: “EINSTEIN”


AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS… Professor :You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he […]

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