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Le Youtube Feature: Godzilla vs Walter White (Better than Actual Gojira Movie)


So since i have no time to write long explanations and bore you guys with details about whats funny (Well i just did) So today we feature my random Youtube Timeline:

Feat: Flashgitz

Suarez Untold

Godzilla vs Walter White (Better than Actual Gojira Movie)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand an ANIMEME because why not:

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@whatsupafrica: What is your take?


So not sure if you guys have been to this guy’s YouTube page but i like his take on African Politics and issues:

In particular these Kenyan related news.

The best damn African satirical news show on the planet! Created and presented by , produced by .


and it wouldnt be my blog without a little added weirdness:

This is Funny, NO?


So before we get to the funnies, here is one for the Game Of Thrones Fans:

Game of Thrones characters re-imagined in 80s/90s style

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Now back to what you here for:

If we could have any voice for our nav system, we’d choose Morgan Freeman. YouTuber Josh Robert Thompson envisions a GPS that not only sounds awesome, but also provides sage advice.

So i hope you got into the Morgan Freeman rhythm,because guess what he is back again in a new movie best described as:

It’s like “Limitless”… but with a girl.

The movie is : “Lucy” (Feat. Scarlett Johansson)

And here is to my Best Villain of all time:

THE JOKER

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GAME OF THRONES “SOCIAL MEDIA|

The “Game of Thrones” title sequence just got a nifty makeover by Hootsuite, featuring Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Google, YouTube, Twitter, Snapchat and LinkedIn.

 

All Things Disney


I know,I know,no new posts from me Bah! even i manage to scrap up some busy schedules,but fear not i have you covered,Going down memory lane on this chilled out day watching disney movies with my Nephew(Cool dude btw),so i decided why not do one for all-times-sake and troll the Internet and try muddle your childhood memories.

(Keep in mind i tried to make the compilations pretty PG..) 😛

Courtesy of Dorkly…google..DeviantArt..those recommended for you helpful links,but mostly Dorkly (All hail Dorkly)

If Disney Characters Were In ‘The Walking Dead’ (Of-course i had to start with this one,being a #TeamZombie Fan)

BY KASAMI SENSEI / MARCH 21, 2014

Disney movies always end a little too happily, right? There’s not enough nihilistic violence, tragic and gruesome deaths, and DEFINITELY not enough zombies. Luckily, artist Kasami Sensei has solved that issue by putting your favorite Disney characters in a post-apocalyptic world of zombies.

Welcome to The Walking Disney.

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

If Disney Characters Were In The Walking Dead

 


Check out more on Kasami Sensei’s DeviantArt gallery!

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones Characters

BY DJEDJEHUTI 

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones Characters

Check out DjeDjehuti’s DeviantArt gallery for more!

Want More specific Character Mash-ups?

Merida:

Ariel:

Snow White:

And lets not forget Pocohantas:

Still Thirsty or more artwork visit:

Dorkly Princess Mash-Ups

REAL LIFE HORROR MOVIES


So am thinking some of these movies courtesy of College Humor should really be made instead of Dance movies like Step Up which i see no reason why they have to make a sequel when there really is no script but just a bunch of people pulling dance stunts i can never do with the same story being repeated over and over again..BOY DANCES..BOY MEETS DANCING GIRL..BOY ENTERS BAND INTO COMPETITION..PROBLEM..HUGE DANCE SCENE..WHAM BAM THANK YOU MOM..PROBLEM SOLVED…ARRRRRRGH,…

Anyway back to the funnies:

6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters - Image 1

6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters - Image 1

6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters - Image 1

6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters - Image 1

6 Real Life Horror Movie Posters - Image 1

SANTA HATES POOR KIDS


“Santa Hates Poor Kids”

I really hate it that my family’s poor! I really wish I was a rich kid.
’Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance.
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski.
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl? Gets me!
I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin.
’Till Jan got a slave and Google stock options.
And I don’t think you understand how it feels.
To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like:
“Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.
He didn’t get you nothing ‘cause your mom’s an alcoholic.”
He’s right I got some underwear used by my brother.
I’m like Oliver Twist, “Please may I have another?”
I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
Man, fuck you Santa! We’re spending Christmas with the homeless!

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, come on.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!

And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms.
And a drunk step dad. Man, I hate it here!
And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer.
We’re too poor for Christmas music. We A capella!
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella.
With a bunch of junk glued to it. This shit is useless!
And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you’re Jewish.

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, sing it.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

Fuck you Santa! You fat motherfucker!
How’d you get so big? You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly, I ain’t buying into that.
And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
Hey Fatty Clause! Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I’m going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class.
And next year I’m leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
You see me while I’m sleeping You creep me out.
And while you watching me why you got to take your penis out?
So bring it Santa! I’m not afraid to fight, bitch!
I’ll whoop you ass and take a shit on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way.
If you’re a saint? Why’d you steal Jesus’ birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don’t need you!
And tell the Tooth Fairy, she’s a cheap bitch too!

[Chorus]
Santa Hates Poor Kids, come on.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And God bless us everyone!
Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You’re not helping!

To get more awesome funny vids just search for these guys: YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN MUSIC

HORROR STORY


I know,i know,i have been m.i.a for a while but really you guys should understand that i was in the Kenyan style,infamous ALCATRAZ: a.k.a Daystar,which is remotely far and plus i was just plain lazy or per-occupied to post quality stuff…anyway enough with the jabber and lets get back to the funny:

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hehehe you didnt see that coming...DID YOU?
hehehe you didnt see that coming…DID YOU?

I know most of you are enjoying the holidays but i have to say there are times when school really is best:

The only time ... STUDYING IS FUN
The only time … STUDYING IS FUN

THE RELAPSE:ASYLUM REJECT(PG)


So after failing to get inducted into the correctional institution so referred to as “The Asylum” i have resorted to throwing my out-of-normal thoughts back on to the inter web (Rick Ross voice insert : “These n****s wanna hold me back”)

I know, i know you just want some funny stuff not some long story about the debate about my sanity,after all i can always create another blog for that…blah blah blah here you go:

WOULD YOU SAVE YOURSELF?

THE TITANIC:SPONGE-BOB VERSION

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT,that isn’t funny to you?how about :

THE PIMP SIDE OF LIFE:

ROCK VS PAPER VS SCISSORS

I  think thats enough for now to get you guys back to reading the blog,so let me leave you with one of those ink pics that “Crazy Doctors” use for the more mentally depraved…for those who are curious it’s called: The  Rorschach test :p

VADER = CRAZY

WARNING:CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT


The following content has been used as a teaching aid for all parents who let their kids watch such…THEY WILL AUTOMATICALLY TURN INTO SERIAL KILLERS…ENJOY

I am hereby appealing to the bloggers with a weak stomach for any kind of gore or crazy senseless killing to please go to other posts but if curiosity gets the better of you then be warned :p

BEWARE AND BE VERY AWARE

THE PIXAR LAMP

BACK TO DISTURBING CARTOONS 😀




FUNNY BUT AWKWARD COMICS


So enough with the straight up dose of funny comics,lets spice up some humor with awkwaardness courtesy of channelate.com By Ryan Hudson.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut before that here is a little insight on why men still don’t get women

WOMEN LOGIC

Now back to being AWKWARD:

HIGHSCHOOL

THE MORGUE

OPPOSITE DAY

LIFE’S LESSONS: CHANGING TIRES

PROBLEM WITH OPEN RELATIONSHIPS:

P.S TODAY WAS MY CLOSEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDRA ODUNDO 😀