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THE AWKWARD SERIES


So basically i went on Google and came up with the best comic awkward moments that have ever been had to try and cheekily get you retards to read my blog and have a laugh,hey,hey, yes you…no clicky the mouse button now…THEY ARE WATCHING YOU…..

SO ENJOY:

SUPERMAN GETTING REALLY AWKWARD

AND THE WINNER FOR "THE CREATION OF THE AWKWARDEST MOMENT EVER" IS:

UNITED WE STAND


WHY GUYS ARE AWESOME ?

1: Their last name stays with them forever,
2: Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat,
3: A five day vacation requires only one jeans,
4: If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,
5: The same hair style lasts for years or even decades,
6: They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
7: They don’t freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the
same shirt, instead they become buddies! πŸ˜€

IF YOU STILL DOUBT THIS UNDENIABLE TRUTH,THEN HERE ARE FACTS:

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Exhibit C:i just felt like adding this :p

 

My Christmas gift to you


Here in Kenya lets just say Santa never gets directions to many of our homes so our parents make due with buying us Christmas clothes that eventually transform into Sunday Best clothes (a term for clothes you especially love and are only worn on very very special occasions)

so i was bored and decided to go surf the web and look for special pics to go along with the festive week and bring a little cheer if not a simple smile πŸ™‚

some people have decided if you cant get a normalchristmas tree,IMPROVISE πŸ˜€

THE ALMIGHTY BEER-TREE

I realize some of us think that Santa has life easyΒ  but the big guy also has his ups and downs that would baffle us to halloween πŸ˜€

"When the going gets TOUGH"

BLONDIE MEDICAL TERMS as by Lawi


Artery — The study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria
Bowel — A letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cat scan — Searching for kitty
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — Sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
D&C — Where Washington is
Diarrhea — Journal of daily events
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a friend
Fester — Quicker
Fibula — A small lie
G.I. Series — Soldiers’ ball game
Hangnail — Coathook
Impotent — Distinguished, well known
Labor pain — Got hurt at work
Medical staff — Doctor’s cane
Morbid — Higher offer
Nitrate — Cheaper than day rate
Outpatient — Person who had fainted
Pelvis — Cousin of Elvis
Post operative — Letter carrier
Protein — Favoring young people
Rectum — It almost killed him
Recovery room — Place to do upholstery
Secretion — Hiding anything
Seizure — Roman emperor
Serology — Study of knighthood
Tablet — Small table
Terminal illness — Sickness at airport
Tibia — Country in North Africa
Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — Opposite of you’re out
Varicose — Located nearby