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The Guide to Selfies for Men


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Good evening gentleman. Do you feel like you’ve been doing a little too much self-reflecting these days?

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The 15 Biggest Online Time Killers

Need to check your Facebook News Feed just one more time? Or see what people are listening to on YouTube? Want to check your email for the zillionth time? What’s the rage on Reddit right now? Are you still the highest bidder on that weird gizmo on eBay? Continue reading The Guide to Selfies for Men

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VIDEO TROLL:WHAT THE FLULA


Yeah,yeah i know its been like a minute since i catered to your Humor Fix,but hey its a new post right?

Well,anyway,so as i browse through the magnanimous world of YouTube i cant help but find most of the craziest,weirdest and funniest stuff better than the crap on telly…and what do i go and do…yes! I SHARE THEM WITH YOU…am i not like the coolest friend who you don’t know but feel like is a cool person…well, I AM NOT…i just do this out of boredom…Okay,before y’all decide to boycott the blog let me share :p

WHAT THE FLULA?

(So i would hazard(no relation – hahaha i crack myself up) to guess that this is like a quick synopsis of the game of thrones but funny)

GAME OF THRONES S3-EP1

Game of Thrones S3-EP2

Game of Thrones S3-EP3

For more(it’s not like i was going to deny this dude his traffic :P) visit:

http://www.youtube.com/user/djflula

http://www.youtube.com/user/MachinimaETC/videos

SANTA HATES POOR KIDS


“Santa Hates Poor Kids”

I really hate it that my family’s poor! I really wish I was a rich kid.
’Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance.
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski.
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl? Gets me!
I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin.
’Till Jan got a slave and Google stock options.
And I don’t think you understand how it feels.
To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like:
“Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.
He didn’t get you nothing ‘cause your mom’s an alcoholic.”
He’s right I got some underwear used by my brother.
I’m like Oliver Twist, “Please may I have another?”
I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
Man, fuck you Santa! We’re spending Christmas with the homeless!

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, come on.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!

And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms.
And a drunk step dad. Man, I hate it here!
And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer.
We’re too poor for Christmas music. We A capella!
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella.
With a bunch of junk glued to it. This shit is useless!
And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you’re Jewish.

[Chorus]
Santa must hate the poor kids.
‘Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, sing it.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

Fuck you Santa! You fat motherfucker!
How’d you get so big? You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly, I ain’t buying into that.
And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
Hey Fatty Clause! Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I’m going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class.
And next year I’m leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
You see me while I’m sleeping You creep me out.
And while you watching me why you got to take your penis out?
So bring it Santa! I’m not afraid to fight, bitch!
I’ll whoop you ass and take a shit on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way.
If you’re a saint? Why’d you steal Jesus’ birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don’t need you!
And tell the Tooth Fairy, she’s a cheap bitch too!

[Chorus]
Santa Hates Poor Kids, come on.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And if you ain’t got money then he ain’t coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.

And God bless us everyone!
Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You’re not helping!

To get more awesome funny vids just search for these guys: YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN MUSIC

FUNNY BUT AWKWARD COMICS


So enough with the straight up dose of funny comics,lets spice up some humor with awkwaardness courtesy of channelate.com By Ryan Hudson.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut before that here is a little insight on why men still don’t get women

WOMEN LOGIC

Now back to being AWKWARD:

HIGHSCHOOL

THE MORGUE

OPPOSITE DAY

LIFE’S LESSONS: CHANGING TIRES

PROBLEM WITH OPEN RELATIONSHIPS:

P.S TODAY WAS MY CLOSEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDRA ODUNDO 😀