questions well answered :)


A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks had […]

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DON’T TRY THIS @ HOME


Some people are funny, and some people just think their funny. Donโ€™t know if youโ€™re funny or not? Well youโ€™re NOT funny if you find yourself spending your time playing bridge with grandma on Saturday night. Lets face it, grandma laughs at your repertoires because she loves you (and because she needs a bridge partner). […]

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MY LUO BRETHREN


Imagine a world without JALUO’S AI YAWA!!!!! OMERA Imagine a world without Luos??????? SAD…………… VERY SAD…………….. READ ON ………………………………. Doctor : What happened to your arm? Oludhe : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen? Oludhe : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor balcony […]

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Dear,Poetry Book Thief


I pay a tribute of head 2 the numbskull tht stole my previous poetry book.. I dont need 2 be in fashion 2 know tht Googgi is a fake version of Gucci, Just like u are a fake version of any poet worth their writing, You hypocritical diction jacker, so sprung up on ur own […]

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My love letter 21.13.13.25


I wont jump infront of a grenade 4 u, but i’ll turn u frm a ‘his’ to a ‘mine'(thts also a bomb) this feeling is harder 2 kill than Bruce Willis in tht movie ‘Die Hard’ i promise if u get with me i wont pull tht Britney Spears abbreviation, no B.S we r mathematically […]

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crazy


The mind is a funny misundertood place, Pulling tricks on us u can call it magic, Insanity and Delirium its first phase of degradation, making one rrun mad like they were in a race Those voices u hear yelling in ur ear, trust me brother they arent there, saying ‘they come in peace like 2wo […]

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REJOICE BIN LADEN IS DEAD


The world rejoices as Bin Laden is dead Americans celebrated as they saw his head Justice has found after 10 years indeed Poeple feel free and been relieved. Rejoice the soul who have been a victim Innocent people who have been killed by him Now rejoicing with God in heaven At last, military killed bin […]

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BLONDIE MEDICAL TERMS as by Lawi


Artery — The study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Bowel — A letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section — District in Rome Cat scan — Searching for kitty Cauterize — Made eye contact with her Colic — Sheep dog Coma — A punctuation mark D&C — Where Washington is Diarrhea — Journal of […]

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ROCK TRIBUTE


Rock’N’Rollin Floor so cold thats why I’m so frozen I’m a rollin stone with my Guns’N’Roses I am like the Eagles I am like the Beatles If music is the heroin then I am like the needle And you a Black Sabbath to paranoid On the dark side of the moon like Pink Floyd If […]

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BLOODY NEW YEAR


May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber and the IRS. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white […]

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MOVIES R THE BEST TEACHERS


Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. It doesn’t matter if you are greatly outnumbered […]

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THE SHIT LIST as by Marilyn :)


Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you’ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family… Ghost Shit You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. […]

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RULES TO SURVIVE ZOMBIE LAND


Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending? Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a […]

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MAD :D


is what the public considers insanity, really sanity? how would any of us know if we are insane? if we are insane how would we know what sanity is? if we are sane how do we know what insanity is? how do we know these things exist? how do we know if we are real? […]

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SCHIZOIDS a.k.a Numbers


They say 1 in 100 contract it, That’s 1% that turn schizophrenic, At some point during their lives, Recovery rate is 3 in 5, That’s 2 in 5 that can never make Out of possibly a paranoid delusional state. To the nation they cost millions of pounds, Out of which solutions are seldom found. At […]

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