Considering that ye’ people of little faith still refuse to take heed to my srvival lessons in the event of a ZOMBIE OUTBREAK, i hall still be that voice in the wild,preaching what the ALL-KNOWING TUBE a.k.a THE T.V , and my fellow Ramblers who are deemed crazy weeeeeeeeeeeeeell SHAME ON YOU,i dare you to watch Cabin In the Woods and tell me which character survives and am not talking about the Chick(who btw i still think survived on luck :p)
So now that am done venting here are some tips with visual aides to help the message sink in a bit better
Hey am not saying you be chum-buddies with the psychopath,just tag along with him coz chances of your survival are high considering shooting stuff is this guy’s hobby and as such zombie land is this guy’s ultimate theme park
For those scenarios you forget to follow rule 31(The one bellow) its always good to wear a seat-belt so that you can use an accident to your advantage and let the zombie go flying through your windshield…yeah sounds like a plan right?
Somehow people easily forget this rule coz they are in a hurry to get away from some other zombies,so when you get into a vehicle why not check the backseat just in-case there was a zombie just chilling there,trying to catch a break from all that raw meat eating…
Again i say,you NEED to be FIT,so before you venture to go search some new place that may have zombies how bout you warm up a bit coz am just thinking that maybe if you pull a hamstring at the wrong place you are officially Zombie chow..you dig?
Seriously as a grown adult, you need to understand that walking into a room with only one exit…is just plain DUMB,so when you decide you need to go look for food or some chick to save,how about first you figure out which exits you can use in-case you get chased by the Undead?
I repeat….DO NOT BE A HERO…that will just get you killed…how sure are you that while being that knight in shining armor,you wont get killed and this chick you just saved,survives and goes on to get knocked up by some soldier at the Survival Camp…ALL EFFORT WAS FOR NOTHING…
I think this one will be the hardest rule ever for the male species 😦