WHY HOMEWORK IS LATE :)


Teacher:So, tell us Timmy, did you do your homework?.

Student: Er…no sir.
Teacher: Why not?
Because…

Last morning my mom was angry because I was smoking

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and I was like…

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“What are you looking at, BITCH?”

I think I said something strange because she fainted…
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and then I was like…

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but my sister thought It was my fault and she started strangling me like…

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But suddenly, raccoons

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so I tried to burn the raccoons…

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But somehow I managed to burn down the whole house…

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so I prayed to that Jew to save my family by creating a giant wave that could put out the fire

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but he was a bit excess…

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Ooops. There goes daddy’s car.

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So the whole town was immersed and I tried to make my homework on a dead fisherman’s boat I found floating, because my family and my house were gone…

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but suddenly some dolphins came by and stole my homework

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and the dolphins traveled away with my homework

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Student: …and this is why I didn’t make my homework.
Teacher: And you expect me to believe you?
Student: Er…yes?
Teacher: There’s no way I would believe this imaginary story, young sir. Now you’ll have to go back to your house and I will inform your parents about the event. This will be your punishment. Now go, leave!
*gets out of the school*
Student: *sigh* Looks like no one will ever believe our story Dolphy. There’s no reason for me to stay here anymore.
Goodbye school ’cause I will make a better life, away from you! Τo infinity and beyond!
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“THE END”

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