Revised Curriculum by Sandra Odundo


Seeing as in this new age of communication is rapidly changing,i wasn’t tht shocked when i was sent a text consisting of the newly revised curriculum of Kenyan Methalis by Sandra Odundo(a very fast uprising star mind you…infact she is coming soon 2 a t.v set near you if that is you are in the 254,well known for starting the phrase Eazaeee) thus she is very credible…

NEW KENYAN METHALIS’
1.Ummoja ni estate,utengano ni setbook
2.Mbio za marathon huishia kwa Balcony
3.Cha mlevi huliwa na Mututho
4.Mwenye macho hanywi chang’aa
5.Asiyekubali kushindwa atakuwa Prime Minister
6.Cha Mututho mwanafuu hu,na akinywa ha
7.Cha mlevi,huliwa na makarao
8.Ukistaajabu ya Musa,haujaona ya Onyancha
9.Mpiga ngumi ukuta ni SONKO
10.Usipoziba ufa,watu watakuchungulia
11.Mwenye nyege haambiwi tazama
12.Kidole kimoja ni jina ya Church ya HELLON
13.Asiyefunzwa na mamaye,hufunzwa na GOOGLE
14.Leo ni Leo msema kesho ni fan wa Arsenal
15.Chelewa chelewa utakosa spot ya kuwa bibi ya Wanjiru..

Its a new age for our future Generation,so stick in school and enjoy this new curriculum

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