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INVICTUS: BULLY EDITION

May 24, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

I saw this and definately had to share it…Because it’s soooooooooo COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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FUNNY TURN OF EVENTS

May 21, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

Sometimes somethings never end up like we thought they would…only FUNNIER :] I LOVE YOU?   THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR.   IMPORTANT QUESTION? SCIENTISTS BEING SCIENTISTS

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CHELSEA: CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CONQUERORS

May 20, 2012by Lawi Odera 3 Comments

“WHO WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE?” THEY ASKED. THE ANSWER: The blue lion from London……CHELSEA FC :p So seeing as my team won it’s quite obvious i had to gloat [...]

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THE AVENGERS:MY WAY

May 15, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

So basically the hype about the avengers is vast and as such am going to selfishly use this chance to get you my loyal readers as well as others to [...]

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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM

May 13, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

So yes before we proceed o the humor section of the blog i would like to iterate how excited i am that Man-Useless a.k.a MANCHESTER UNITED never won the Premier [...]

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THE DEVIL’S DOUBLE: CHARLIE CHAPLIN EDITION

May 11, 2012by Lawi Odera 1 Comment

So for those of you well acquainted with this Oldies film am sure you must admit that he was the precursor before the infamous yet dangerously funny Mr.Bean. Though he [...]

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SUPERHERO STRIP EDITION 1

May 9, 2012by Lawi Odera 3 Comments

BATMAN WHAT MAKES BATMAN=BATMAN? YODA AND THE HULK SUPERMAN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SUPERHEROES GET INTO CONFLICT:

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OWNNED LVL: “EINSTEIN”

April 25, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS… Professor :You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. [...]

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STONER ADVISORY:EXTREME HIGH

April 23, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED So genuinely some of you had a clue that this was eventually going to happen…so after much consideration and proper such of the interweb for pictorial [...]

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THE TRUTH: CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

April 23, 2012by Lawi Odera Leave a comment

So the general ideologies of everyone at some point of their lives get threatened,shaken and at worst CHANGED,since after all the basic concept that we consider “THE TRUTH” only remains to [...]

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--->You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.

---> What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely out of control.

--->Yes, of course. Who has time? Who has time? But then if we never *take* time, how can we have time?

--->Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

--->I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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